Tell me, my Master, what would you do if you didn’t take care of us?
– Well… I would run in the mountains or go for a walk…
You’re joking, my Master! Do you think that I, Frimousse, don’t know that you can no longer run or walk in the mountains?
– I would go to the restaurant, I would watch television…
You’re kidding, my Master! I, Frimousse, know that you hate going to restaurants, that you hate watching television!
– I would write a book for children. It would be the story of three cats taking care of me.
And what would those three cats be like?
– You are joking, Frimousse! I, your Master, know perfectly that you have already guessed…
But since you are taking care of us, you will not write this story and children won’t be able to read it. So there!
23rd August 2010, in French only